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Bring the laughs into your kitchen with our Home Sweet Shitshow funny dish towel — the perfect mix of humor and everyday practicality. Featuring a playful illustration and bold lettering, this towel is made for anyone who knows that home life isn’t always picture-perfect.
Made from soft, durable cotton, it’s great for drying dishes, lining a bread basket, or simply adding personality to your kitchen décor. Whether you're shopping for a housewarming gift, hostess gift, or a funny present for a friend, this towel is guaranteed to get a laugh.
A favorite for gift shops and quirky kitchens alike, it’s the perfect small gift that customers love to grab for themselves or add to a gift basket.
Product Details
Size: 17" x 28"
Material: Cotton
Care: Wash cold, delicate cycle. Tumble dry. Light iron if needed.
Great for:
Housewarming gifts
Funny kitchen décor
Hostess gifts
Unique Nashville souvenirs

Add custom engraving to any cutting board!
Engraving Prices:
Does your engraving include a logo/image?
If so, please email the NASH BOARDS project manager a vector file of this graphic. Vector files have the suffix .ai or .eps.
If you cannot obtain a vector file of the desired graphic, NASH BOARDS may be able to offer image conversion services for a fee. Please email any relevant files to the project manager along with an explanation of your needs info@nolaboards.com.
How large do you want the engraving?
Please provide height for whole engraving.
Specify if it is the height or width measurement that you are providing. If you are not sure, please provide any sort of parameters/explanations that are important to you. If there are multiple engravings on one board, please indicate which measurement is for which engraving. Please be as specific as possible.
What font do you want the lettering in?
See the examples below for our standard options. Additionally, most fonts featured in Microsoft Word, Apple Pages, and Adobe Illustrator are available upon request. If you would like a font that is not one of our standards, please select "Other" and write the name of the font.
Where on the board would you like the engraving (see below)?
If you would like the engraving on the same side of the board as the NASH BOARDS logo, please note the placement of our logo is usually in either the bottom right or bottom center.


Wooden cutting boards need to be kept clean and daily maintenance is usually a good scrub with hot soapy water after using. Do not soak your boards or any other wooden utensils in water or they'll crack and warp. Absolutely no dishwasher use! Some people use a very weak bleach solution or hydrogen peroxide to clean their boards after they've been used for cutting raw meat as a precaution against bacterial contamination. Depending on how often you use your boards, maintenance should be at least every couple months.